I see that 'Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway' is for the chop. We all know WHO Ant and Dec are, but WHAT are they.
They command some of the highest fees on British TV, but why? What do they actually do for their day job?
Yes they were in a children’s TV series about twenty years ago. Yes they had a few records released about fifteen years ago. Yes they were in a movie a few years ago, but what is their actual job description?
Have they been in the download charts recently? No? Have you seen their latest blockbuster at your local 'Odeon'? No? In a play on in the West End? No? Juggling on stage at the 'Palladium'? No? Emptying dustbins down your street? No?
I give up. What do they do?