Nonce Rock

Good God! How short is the human memory? Around 750,000 ‘fans’ have bought tickets for a fifty date Wacko Jacko gig at the O2 Arena.

Tickets sold at the rate of eleven per second to see a middle aged man that you wouldn’t feel comfortable letting your cat near.

What’s next on the promoters agenda? Could it be a revival of Gary Glitter’s Christmas show? How about a duet between Jacko and Gaz, written and produced by Jonathan King?